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I t's time to admit it, you've got turkeys on your mind. For local carnivores, the Waitsburg Lions Club is selling smoked turkeys. If your pets or the hood of your car was assaulted by the rogue birds, this could be an oddly satisfying purchase.

The turkeys will be on sale for $30 each at the Waitsburg Grocery Store from 6 a.m. to 6:30 p.m. Monday through Saturday and 6 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. on Sunday.

For vegetarians, vegans and people who don't hold grudges against animals that tend to drown when it rains, turkeys can still be the name of the game with the Dayton Kiwanis Club's Turkey Bingo. Fro...