That’s Amore

He looked at me as if I were the only thing he could see and said, "When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie, that's amore."

It wasn't very romantic.

Taking advice from music usually isn't a very good idea, but there is one thing I always seem to take away - food and ro- mance go hand-in-hand. Even the rapper 50 Cent made the connection in the early 2000s singing "I love you like a fat kid loves cake." Clearly, the man can't help being a hopeless romantic.

But when we mix food and love, things are not always "La Vie En Rose" (that's "rosy" or "life in pink" for those of you without a...