Spring Break Haiku

Last week was one of those "Water, water, everywhere, and not a drop to drink" weeks in terms of column material.

I was busy all week doing all kinds of fun things (it was Spring Break, after all), but all of the aforementioned fun things fall into one of three categories - A, not long enough to fill a whole column; B, too long to fill a column but not quite sus- penseful enough to serialize; and C, top-secret material not meant for civilian ears.

So, expressly for your benefit, I have condensed each day of my Spring Break week into a haiku. (Dis- claimer: I am no good at writing haikus, and y...