An Exhilarating Thought

Dear Editor,

I find it positively exhilarating having been informed that Bill Clinton’s wife, Hillary, plans to invite Caitlyn Jenner to be her vice president. Imagine their apparelers’ grins as these grand ladies stroll the inaugural runway among flowers and more flowers!

America is at war between the inner-city savages and the robots of the suburbs, and I wonder if this curious political marriage can appease the combatants.

David Castleman

Dayton