If Bernie Sanders Becomes President, I'm Going Back to College

I’m definitely not a socialist, but I’m still secretly hoping that Bernie Sanders wins the election this year, because if he does, I’m going to dump this newspaper gig and get myself back into the university. It’s going to be free, you know.

I loved going to college when I was young. It was one of my favorite times in life. Actually two of my favorite times. After I graduated the first time, I worked for a few years, then went back to graduate school, because that was way more fun, even though I went seriously into debt. (I got it paid off eventually, and it was definitely worth it.)

I was one...